I am a huge dork

Just got back from the House of Blues where I told a group of 5th 6th and 7th graders to come to the library this summer because it is... air-conditioned. As in.. come to the library, check out our new music on CD in the comfort of.. air-conditioning... come to library, avail yourself of free internet access while soaking up the modern comfort and convenience of... air-conditioning.

And.. you know.. so forth and so on. I refer you back to the title of this post.