Saturday, May 29, 2004

Unintentional Humor Department

1) What can only be described as a cheerful chain gang of overenthusiastic but underqualified gardeners is currently at work in the library's flower bed. Earlier this week, the group visited to discuss today's action which includes the removal and replacement of a kind of plant known as Wandering Jew. I asked Daisy if she really felt okay about uprooting the wandering jew. I got no reaction. Guess I deserved it.

2) A patron just returned a VHS box to which an actual library employee has affixed a homemade label which reads, "Here Come Garfield."

3) A person who works professionally in the field of communications and public relations feels perfectly fine about composing email messages which feature the imaginary word its' twice in the same sentence.

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