It's a very special time of year

Take a good look at these guys
No, really look at them. What? What do they want? What is the deal with those knowing sugary grins? Much like these guys, I have been stuffed full of marshmallow goo myself on more occasions than I am willing to admit and yet I don't recall reaching the same level of evil bliss that they seem to have attained. Try to avoid them if you can. And for God's sake whatever you do, do not buy two dozen of them and place them on display in a winter village you created for them out of cotton balls, miniature christmas trees, and ceramic gazeebos. This is clearly insane, and will cause the little marshmallow people to haunt your nightmares.