When Inspectors attack

So here we find the Office of Special Counsel... which investigates government malfeasance and cover-upping and other such nasty business... under investigation by the White House Office of Personnel Management's Inspector General for... government malfeasance and cover-upping and other such nasty business.

Obviously what is needed here is an Inspector General General to make sure that the investigating of the investigating of the investigator is done on the up-and-up.

Because the real problem with government malfeasance is that there simply aren't enough full-time government employees available to perform the obligatory turning up of their noses at it.