Oh Please Don't Leave Me Out of this one

Gotta jump on the pointless name your favorite philosophers bandwagon. Gotta keep up with the cool kids.

Without further adoo:

1) All the ones who play soccer
2) Bruce McCulloch who once said, "Fuck the bank I work for! Fuck the B b b bank!"
3) Skooks

Also at no further charge, here are some foods I have been known to enjoy.

1) Corn
2) Potato Salad
3) American Cheese