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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

White smoke

Jonathan Vilma and Will Smith have restructured their contracts and will return as Saints in 2013.

Meanwhile, in other Catholicism news, there's still no Pope. This is possibly because the presumed front runner turned out to have mob ties.  On the other hand, the Conclave went with the Nazi guy last time around so we wouldn't think this should  be such a huge impediment.  In any event, a plume of black smoke erupted from the pipe atop St. Peter's this afternoon.  BP's lawyers immediately blamed Transocean.

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